Contest Of The Day

This website has basically answered all my gift giving needs, for say, the rest of my life. Shortdwarf.com Yes, they rent dwarfs. In 2005 a dwarf was $195 an hour, I have no idea how much they are now. But no worries, just:

"print me, color me and email us to: colorme{at}shortdwarf{dot}com to receive
our postal address and we'll send you back a FREE gift and
display your coloring on our "WALL of FAME"!"








Who needs viral marketing when you have great ideas like these? And now for my favorite midget video. Ever.