Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Craig Ferguson is a Genius

I hear all this talk over "Whose better? Conan O'Brian, Jay Leno? David Letterman??"

Well I'd have to say Letterman. The first two jackasses just look ridiculous, they look like real - life caricatures, for christsakes. That's why people think they are funny. But if you wanna talk genius funny? I say Craig Ferguson. This guy has like 8 layers of funny. Mutha goes deep in this video after the jump....

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

East Coast vs. West Coast or Would California Just Fall into the Ocean Already!

We Win. I think this is why Mother Nature keeps trying to burn California to the ground. I mean, we REALLY would be better off without it. This woman is DUMB. Just watch the video.

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Friday, July 17, 2009

Everything IsTerrible : Canadian Knife Safety Video

Benefits of Socialism

Who says all Canadians suck? This video is proof that a few are totally awesome. I'm too lazy to think of anything else to write, so I'm off to the bar to prove to my girlfriend that Americans definitely aren't awesome from 4 o'clock Friday til 4 o'clock Monday. So I got that going for me. Awesome video after the jump. Toodaloo...

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Peel a Banana Like a Pro

It's not everyday you realize you've been doing something the wrong way your whole life. Well, some of us more than others (see here for proof). But I saw this video and know that i can't be the only jackass that doesn't peel a banana like a monkey does. WTF, you say? Monkeys don't peel bananas the way humans do? No, they do it a better way. But don't worry, we invented the machine gun to protect ourselves where they just sit around and throw shit at each other. Literally. So we got that going for us. Video after the jump.

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

BadAssvertising : Who's The Gay Fish?

I don't know what the hell kind of sense of humor or what gets people off in the Netherlands but this advertisement is disturbing but it definitely gets your attention . This is probably NSFW. Enjoy! Vid After Jump.

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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Badasses : Chinese 2 Year Old Smokes Cigarette

The chinese have given us all sorts of reasons to scratch our heads throughout the years. We know that their obsession with control has led to the proposed mandatory Internet-filtration software that was to be installed on every new PC, which has now been delayed.

This would concern me if I had readers in China, but alas, I don't. The news that has come from the country as of late has been on the negative tip, but fear no more loyal readers. The country that gave us Jackie Chan and sold invented and sold us fireworks for our fucking independence day is back!

They can now claim to have the youngest smoker on the planet! He's two and smokes like a pro! Presumedly, after making internet video debut, he will pound a few whiskeys and go off to bang out your moms. (Source : Unconfirmed) If all the little boys in China were this badass, I guess I could understand why they drown all the baby girls. Video after the jump.

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