Thursday, February 26, 2009

Chris Cornell Has Gone R & B; Pole Smokers Look Out


Chris Cornell is a complete idiot. Don't get me wrong, I'm not just learning that, I lost all respect for him when he started Audioslave. Joining the rejects from Rage Against The Machine? (RAT Machine! HAHAHA!) Give me a break. But he just went and did the nasty. He's now singing baby-girl-let's-get-sexy-and-let-me-eat-chocolate-off-your-ass R & B music. Yes, he's trying to be R. Kelly. The world is only big enough for one fool as big as R Kelly. The guy used to be the eponymous front man of Soundgarden! Come on!

C-Dawg, you need to go away. Video and horrible lyrics after the jump!

So the premise of this song is the C-Dawg apologizing to his current girl by calling some skank he did the cha-cha "a bitch" and saying that "she ain't a part of me." Well, you get points for originality. This is the only song in the world about getting caught screwing some hoodrich bitch.

Chris is now basking in his success of finally making it to the top 32 on the Bulgarian Singles Charts. (I'm not kidding)

Some advice on what they should do to promote your new album.

Shoot you.

Afterwards, they should grind up your freshly shot corpse, roll the meat into balls, fry them and then feed your disgusting ass to a mangy three-legged dog. That's what I would do at least. You're Done. NEXT!

And of course, like a complete asshole, you can't embed the video on YOUR page you can only watch it on THEIR page. Watch this bitch sing about some bitch on youtube HERE. Oh know, all my advertisers are gonna leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All other Music related posts are HERE.

Part Of Me Lyrics

Little girl, I love when she talks to me
Got to smile, when she walks that walk with me
I want the girl, but I want a lot
Might cross my mind, but that's where it stops

Ohhhh
That bitch ain't a part of me
No, that bitch ain't a part of me
I said no, that bitch ain't a part of me
No, that bitch ain't a part of me
I said no, that bitch ain't a part of me
No, that bitch ain't a part of me
I said no, that bitch ain't a part of me
No, that bitch ain't a part of-part of-part of me

I love the girl, I'm lovin' the dress she wears
She's got a hold, got a hold of me neck, oh yeah
I wanna cry, the way that she moves
I want the girl, but not what she's going through

Ohhhhh
That bitch ain't a part of me
No, that bitch ain't a part of me
I said no, that bitch ain't a part of me
No, that bitch ain't a part of me
I said no, that bitch ain't a part of me
No, that bitch ain't a part of me
I said no, that bitch ain't a part of me
No, that bitch ain't a part of-part of-part of me

She was so friendly, I had one too many
But now that they tell she was rubbing up against me
But I swear, never meant a thing, she was just a fling
There's no other woman who does it like you

That bitch ain't a part of me
No, that bitch ain't a part of me
I said no, that bitch ain't a part of me
No, that bitch ain't a part of me
I said no, that bitch ain't a part of me
No, that bitch ain't a part of-part of-part of me

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