Sara Palin : Oprah Interview Highlights

"I loooooove Porn!"

If you're like me you probably didn't get to see Sarah Palin on the Oprah Winfrey Show yesterday. I wouldn't have watched even if I could have. But boy, would I have missed out! She discussed her love of porn and how hubby Todd plows her for hours after being asked why she stepped down from the governors office. I know she's never been known to stay on topic but this is ridiculous. Click through to watch the highlights after the jump...




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Make Me Mighty : Your Own Medieval Coat of Arms

Me taking a picture of my girl on the beach in Rio.

Sorry for the absence, been out with the swine flu. At least that's what i told my job. Really I was in Rio kicking it with my girl Shakira. I don't have time for a proper post, like 1,200 words on Mr. T. I did find something interesting today though to hold you over. Some people get all jazzed up over their lineage being traced back to royalty or some warlord of yore. Well, now you can just fake it. Click through with a step by step instruction of how to obtain your own badass of coat of arms for the rock bottom price of nothing. Thats right, it's free!


To start, go here: MakeMeMighty.ca

I know the .ca made me kind of dubious, too, but then I though everything from Canada can't be shitty. I mean, Neil Young is a badass, right?

Yeah so I was lying, you just type your name in the box and it does all the work. Just do it till you get one you like. Slap it up as your desktop wallpaper and get ready to make up some bullshit story when the office fatty rolls up on you. Here's mine, (click to enlarge):



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Angel

I sat down and left her for nothing as long as something came true. Her breath was warm and kept me whole. A step in the right path of unended horses fell to the trail that cowboys did. She was a woman that galloped in the right step of a show horse. She led a beautiful loser to a short sell that led the long hall to the hope that only existed in the oasis of blood that is bleeding. It is yours that will be signed in a red wonderment that will turn you in. That red will be your signature as long as your heart still pumps. More »

China's Got Talent : Monkey & Goat Walk a Tight Roap!

The internet has anything. This proves it. More »