Monday, September 29, 2008

Verne "Mini Me" Troyer : Midget Masochist

Dominique Arganese : Loves Screwing Midgets

But at least her predilection for petite people has landed her a job. Arganese will be starring in Jeff Beacher's new show, "Beacher's Burlesque," opening on Halloween in a yet-to-be-determined casino in Las Vegas. "She's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show," Beacher told Page Six.
I'm sure you hate Verne "Mini Me" Troyer as much as I do. Anyone that spends as much time with gloriously unfunny Mike Myers has to be worth despising. Apparently, not only is he less than 3 feet tall, he also a masochist as evidenced by his love of dating women as much as 2.5 times taller than him. That are hot.

I guess he tells himself they're in love with the #1 mini. The tiniest third leg known to man. I wonder what his penis' nickname is. Now that would be news! More of Verne's exes that are way hotter than yours after the jump.

Dominique and Troyer in happier, but shorter times.

Dominique apparently has a thing for the little dudes. She recently hopscotched her way into the bed of Jackass star, Wee Man. He is obviously much cooler and doesn't look like a full grown aborted baby.

So I understand this career move. I guess Dominique didn't see Mini Me's sex tape that was leaked on the internet by his superwhore of an ex-girlfriend, Ranae Schrider or she would have known he wasn't so great in the sack. Troyer later sued Shrider for emotional distress alleging she repeatedly abused him. From Verne's lawyer, "When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts." Damn, that's some kinky shit.

Ranae Shrider: Superwhore.

But alas, poor old Verne, always thinking the grass is greener on the other side of the ho fence, ditched his first lady, who in my opinion is the hottest one of all, for a long line of she-bitch devil women. I hope you are better at choosing scripts than you are at women! Oh wait, you're not!

Genevieve Gallen : Married for Love

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