I guess life has gotten a little boring at the Brangelina household. This clip is old but I missed it, has Brad Pitt as Chester Nelly in cowboy regalia schtupping for Nelly Breweries and telling you things that will or won't happen upon drinking or not drinking it. Some highlights:
"If you don't drink Nelly Beer, Kobe Bryant will keep on raping women."
"When a girl passes out on Nelly beer, she rarely wakes up, even when her clothes are being removed."
"This beer is so cheap, it's even served during Yom Kippur."
Video after the jump.