Sunday, September 21, 2008

MILF pressured by government forces

MILF fighters, fleeing government forces, break for refreshments

In one of the greatest opening paragraphs in journalistic history, the Strategy Page covers the recent government crackdown on the MILF:
Groups of rogue MILF fighters are wandering around the south, looking for food, and fighting back when they encounter police or troops. [...] The rogue MILF groups (about ten percent of the total MILF) are improvising, but are unable to pull off this portraying themselves as victims bit. In the last ten days, the army has seized several MILF camps, putting over a thousand of their inhabitants on the run.
No reports on the current whereabouts of the cougars. Make sure you know the difference, it could save your life.

MILF stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front, in this instance.

3 comments:

Skippomac said...

This one was for you, Mumbles.

mumbles said...

Now your getting the hang of it... If the second MILF on the left wasn't wearing panties, then I would consider you graduated. Better luck next time.

Skippomac said...

Well, given the complex nature of the "Mumbles System", getting a handle on it takes awhile. < /sarcasm >