Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Life Lessons By Mumbles


Things worth Mumbling.

I'm the guy that's drunk in your dreams.

I am a professional amateur.

I leave an interesting first impression, it's the one you remember when I leave that sucks.

Immortals are dying not to sleep. Mortals are dying to sleep forever.

I need a lifecoach, cause my team is fucking losing.

Accidents are faster than on purpose is.

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Your innocence danced like a ballerina between the curls of your hair. hope didnt move, i stayed Still and watched the beauty that was you.

She was a lost cause waiting in hopeless romance.

Solitude is a special emotional place. It’s one of the only times where we can feel both happy and sad at exactly the same time.

The difference between world terror and and world triumph is "Why am I here" vs. "Why are we here."

far side...



After losing future wife and therefore, the possibility of fatherhood, the man developed a strange fascination for the consumation of eggs.

I felt like an adult invited to a McDonald's birthday party. Everyone was happy and laughing and all I could think of was, "Where's the booze?"

Why do we need words when we communicate so well without them?

Superman acid.

Heart breaks are made for those that have souls made of stone in the first place.

Free whiskey makes you fall in love in a different way.

Hope doesn't wait for faith, the soldiers lie within.

Bread is a napkin you can eat.

I waited so long to die this early.

Life is not a wine glass, when it breaks, the blood is lost forever.

A woman is a handful of whiskey with a tumbler of regret.

The best doctor said, the only thing I want to heal is a broken heart.

I made short work of a fascinating life.

I don't need to leave the house; cause when I'm sleeping, I'm all over the place.

I was so fucked up when I arrived in New York, I thought I was at the dentist office.

Heaven isn't Harvard.

I danced in the living rooms of your mind.(Chuso)

Would it bother you if you didn't give me your number but I still called you?

If you don't know whats going to happen; don't be surprised when it does.

Killing each other casually, we walked forward into the the year that would leave me looking backwards.

I can listen and drop things at the same time.

The mainstream only throws us down the river.

Excuses are answering machines for other people problems.

My love is the kind of shit they make bombs out of.

I am the ill advantages of the softer side of hell.

I'm not the child satisfaction killed.

The closest she’ll get, is close to me.

dead flowers are wisdom's sorrows.

But the things that are torturous will. Just ask Sarte, Jews and my new favorite hero! The Earl of Rochester.

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2 comments:

huck08@sbcglobal.net said...

My love is the kind of shit they make bombs out of.

I made short work of a fascinating life.

I felt like an adult invited to a McDonald's birthday party. Everyone was happy and laughing and all I could think of was, "Where's the booze?"


that’s good shit, man…for real.

mumbles said...

thanks, man.