Skippomac posted Day of the Jackass at 12:40 a.m., aka the "attempted assassination" of Barack Obama, scooping pretty much everyone except the po-lice. Now most of you read that and couldn't believe that people would make an attempt at the president so half-assedly. Well, the suspects were found with 44 grams of meth. A coworker described that quantity as enough to provide power for New York City if you put treadmills under the doer's feet. Here's a video of someone describing the ill effects of meth under the influence of meth, after the jump.
Skippomac adds: Look how sad she is in the first pic; almost like she knows she is going to turn into Phil Spector 4 years and 5 months later.
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