Thursday, August 21, 2008


This website is not just here to get you laid and make men out of you boys. It is here to educate. It is here to keep you informed of the goings on in our world. It is here take a stand against negative social values.

Yeah, right. was already taken.

But no shit, I was watching Nip/tuck the other day and this super hot girl was trying to make this really little girl throw up in a trashcan so she could lose weight and get some boy to like her. (the girl couldn't do it so she talked her into just blowing the kid instead) The thing that interested me though was how the hot girl came up with the amount the little girl was supposed to weigh. She asked Ana & Mia, via the internet of course. You see, Ana & Mia are codenames for anorexia and bulimia. And there are thousands of webpages that form a sort of club around this. So of course I go to look this up cause I am a sick twisted bastard, and to be honest wiith you, i got no joy out of it. It actually made me sad. There are all types of BMI BMR height/weight charts/calculators, recipes producing food that has only 50 calories, and a song list:

Full list, who'd you screw poll and more B.S. after the jump...

* 4st 7lb - Manic Street Preachers
* Ana's Song - Silverchair
* Anorexic Beauty - Pulp
* Away From Me - Evanescence
* Bandages - Hot Hot Heat
* Beautiful - Christina Aguilera
* Beautiful - Joydrop
* Big Isn't Beautiful - King Andora
* Binge and Purge - Lunachicks
* Bionic Eye - Liz Phair
* Bulimic Beats - Catatonia
* Bulima Blow Job - Cradle Of Thorns
* Christine - Siouxsie & The Banshees
* Distant Voices - Bush
* Feed Me - Juliana Hatfield
* From 100,000 Fireflies - Magnetic Fields
* Hide U - Kosheen
* Hunger Strike - Temple Of The Dog
* If You Could Only See - Tonic
* Jenny, Your Barley Alive - Rilo Kiley
* Judy's Staring At The Sun - Catherine Wheel
* Little Miss S. - Edie Brickell & New Bohemians
* Lucy At The Gym - Jill Sobule
* Mama Mia - Abba
* Miss Otis Regrets - Bette Midler
* My Beloved Monster - Eels
* Obsession - Animotion
* Paperbag - Fiona Apple
* Perfect - Alanis Morissette
* Rainy Days and Mondays - The Carpenters
* She's Falling Apart - Lisa Loeb
* Skinny - Filter
* Skinny White Thing - Shampoo
* Sweetest Perfection - Depeche Mode
* The First Taste - Fiona Apple
* Things I'll Never Say - Avril Lavigne
* Tiny Dancer - Elton John
* Tunic - Sonic Youth
* Turn The Page - Metallica
* Ugly - Smashing Pumpkins
* Whats Good For Me - Lucy Woodward
* Women Loose Weight - Morcheeba
* Yellow - Coldplay

As well as book list, poems, a list of things to distract yourself from eating (the most boring shit no one ever does cause its fucking so boring i.e.clip toenails, wash sheets, BORING!) and well, a legal notice.

This shit is wack. I don't no about you guys, but i like a little junk in the trunk. So guys, from now on when your girl asks if she's getting fat, tell her, "In all the right places, places baby. Now be a good girl and go get daddy another adult drink."

I mean come on:

He would you rather have a roll in the hay with?
A. Monica Bellucci
B. Posh "Devil Woman" Beckham free polls

And here's the list of distractions in picture form(click to enlarge), I'm not gonna link to the site cause I don't want any fatasses suing me. But don't worry dudes, getting shithouse drunk and puking every night doesn't make you a Mia, especially seeing as your drunk ass ate almost a whole pizza after you hurled, you know, "to make yourself feel better."

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