My Saturday was perfect until I opened the newspaper. Somebody belt choked a goat, fucked it, then killed it. $1000 REWARD. I was home last night, check the blog, I posted, leave me out of this. But the real sadness came from this, I mean, this proves we are in a recession/depression. If you can't afford to pay the tab for a blowjob from a one legged hooker, how you supposed to pay for your Starbucks fix? That doesn't give you the right to kill her though. After you knock her out of her wheel chair. With her prosthetic leg. Damn. Fucking New York Post.