Man, this guy had a name. To top it off, his nickname was even worse. "Ugly Dickshot." Why? Be cause he was the self-proclaimed ugliest man in baseball. He wasn't bad though, his last year in the majors he had a .302 batting average, the third best in the American League. After retirement he opened a bar, so cleverly monickered the Dugout. Unfortunately, he died in '97, so you won't have the opportunity to make it over there, have a drink, insult him and have him kick your scrawny little ass.
Any other professional athletes with completely amateur names?