I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO BUY WHEN YOUR WELFARE CHECK COMES

I was wondering if there was some correlation between personal income and the desire to talk about the most inane bullshit on the telephone at all times. Like, your phone is the only status symbol you have cause your clothes are covered in barbecue sauce and your flip flops flop as much as your mouth does, so you gotta have the phone out, right? And you gotta be talking on it all the time, right? To show everybody you and your girls, not the ones sagging in your shirt that your children are hanging onto like monkeybars, but the ones you went out with this weekend and got fuckin' FUBARed with are living large!

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But then I was down by Wall Street and and heard the fuckin' guidos yapping about the very same shit, just with the sexes changing and instead of children grasping at titties it was grown men grasping at titties with a whole lot dick pulling and ball rearranging to go with swinging dick hotshot image, who too, were living large.

So the point is that people are just fuckin' lonely and talk too much on the cellphone. My buddy pointed me to a website the other day that finally has an affordable solution. So if you were wondering what to get Mumbles for his birthday, Christmas or any holiday except for Father's Day, look no further.

Personal Cell Phone Signal Blocker Device



Get it HERE.