Michael Jackson, Patrick Swayze, Kevin Bacon and Kenny Powers. Bow bitches. Meet your new arch-nemisis, The Lollapalooza Dance Machine! This dude has so many moves, he never even needs to recycle one. The Ground Puncher, the Bicycle Kick, The Desk Elbow, The Flamingo, the list just goes on and on. Click through for the most hilarious thing you will see today.