Tsimfuckis : Juggalo 4 Life
This shit is bizarre. I guess Juggalos do come in all shapes and sizes. This one in the dwarf weirdo size. No, I'm no hating on Tsimfuckis for suffering from progeria, I'm hating on him for acting like a wigger jackass on YouTube. I mean as far as progeria goes, most sufferers die by the age of 10, this idiot is 16. So I guess he's got that going for him. These damn Juggaloes, just when you think you've seen the weirdest they got, they give you this. Click through for his videos addressing "all the haters out there that say (he) has a penis coming out my f*ckin' stomach. F*ck y'all!" Yeah, he says that. Lots of pics too.
Read all about Tsimfuckis on his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page. (Encyclopedia Dramatica is Wikipedia for all things 4Chan.) On his page they speculate as to how he was conceived:
"One theory on this beast's conception was that its parents had sex on top of a barrel of industrial toxic waste while smoking a cocktail of crystal meth, crack cocaine and fertilizer, and eating copious amounts of Nerf. This seems like the most unlikely theory since ingesting serious amounts of drugs during pregnancy still could not create an ugly little thing like that...unless it was the Nerf. "
People say he's dead, but his Facebook page says otherwise.
To learn all about the backstory on the bullshit Tsimfuckis starts spewing at the end, check all the older posts on Juggalos. Be sure and read the comments, Juggalos HATE me. ALL JUGGALOS POSTS