Thursday, September 10, 2009

Rambo 5 : Science Fiction Thriller! WTF?

This is insane. Rambo must be suffering from dementia. Apparently he forgot he's Rambo and not Arnie Scwartzy from Predator. He is supposed to be slaughtering whichever bad guys America's political regime is currently at war with. Which, last time I checked, there are no healthcare insurance companies remotely fucking close to the Arctic Circle!

Check out the synopsis after the jump!

John Rambo could track anyone - or anything - on earth. Now the military desperately needs him for a mission that his ultrasensitive instincts tell him he should refuse. A beast is loose somewhere north of the Artic Circle. It has already decimated a secret research facility and annihilated a squad of elite military guards. And the raging creature is headed south toward civilization, ready to wreak bloody devastation.

It's a job that Rambo and his 22-year-old hunting partner, Beau Brady, can't turn down, but they and a team of highly-skilled special forces kill team discover that the prey is a terror beyond their wildest imagination - a half-human abomination created by a renegade agency through a series of outlawed genetic experiments. It has man's cunning, a predator's savageness, and a prehistoric power that has transcended the ages. And even if Rambo and Beau survive its unrelenting hunger for human blood, they'll still have to confront the grim reality that it may have grown immortal.

via Horror-Movies

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