Thursday, June 25, 2009

Jeff Goldblum is not dead

People are stupid. Hoaxsters aren't even bothering to change the details in a hoax that killed Tom Hanks and Tony Danza in 2006, Screech in 2007 and Brad Pitt just this march. But that hasn't stopped twidiots from going bananas. Googling the first line of the press release is all it took to discover the truth. Thanks, Aunt Dipshit for wasting my precious inbox space. Stupid whore.

Conclusive evidence HERE.

Now, jumping from a NZ cliff would be a pretty cool way for a celeb to commit suicide, though, because everyone would THINK it was a hoax.

If You
Think Jeff Goldblum Is Dead, You Probably Liked the Tall Guy

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