I'm braindead today so I'm not gonna sit here and ramble on trying to be clever just to end up sounding like a jackass. This video of Bob Munden, the fastest gunman in the world. He holds every (there are 18) record in the Guinness book related to shooting guns quickly. However, you can't get as good as he is without giving up something. Robert Johnson exchanged his soul, Bob gave up the ability to NOT come off as a complete and utter asshole.
He wears this badge and takes it seriously for christsakes!
Just watch the video after the jump.