That Kind of Heavy

Sometimes we all creep on a different kind of strange. A hope and a feel that wants and desires a lewdness that brings us something familiar but something different. Meet: The Heavy. The best band you never heard of that rocks C. Mayfield with an English psychedelia that would make the Small Faces jealous.

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Under a Bus

If bus is so deep then why do we have to be? wrapped in hope an consequence and all that shit? throw me under the bus and make sure that you hit me with all 12 wheels. thumpity thimp, thumpity thump thump...thumpity thump.

Jesus is the reason for the season so lets get twisted. like christmas lights. unconventional. hopin for romance. wishin for new propositions...waiting for the facts of life...


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GodHand

I discuss religion with many people who I no longer call my friend. I BELIEVE, they don't, but nonetheless, we never agree. As long as we try, we keep gettin high, but you know we got to believe...

But God exists in our man called Mr. God Hands. So large he fells bulls with a single blow. Stronger than hope for the unemployed, weaker than desperation for the unemployed. The GodHand exists. From now on, when you pray, don't look up but look at the rapid motion north and south in your midsection...

Real Name: Choi Yeong-eui, later changed to Masutatsu Oyama

Superpower: Super-Karate!

Masutatsu Oyama was born in Korea in 1927 and later moved to Japan, where he studied karate. Unlike most famous martial artists, Oyama is not famous for his movie roles, where stunt men and clever editing can make anyone look like a badass.

No, Oyama preferred a different sort of theater. He used to have live public demonstrations where he would fight and kill a bull with his bare hands. Just because it bears repeating, let's write that again: He could kill a bull with his hands. If you want to know how idiotically hard that is, we cordially invite you to go out and punch a bull in the face. Go on, we'll wait here. OK, we're not really waiting since whoever just went out to try that isn't coming back.

All in all, Oyama fought and killed 52 bulls, three of which were killed instantly with one blow. Forty-nine had their horns chopped off with karate blows. He gained the nickname of The Godhand and was considered the living manifestation of the Japanese warrior's maxim "One strike, certain death."

If you're thinking his skills only worked against livestock, you should know that Oyama once tested himself in a kumite, a series of two-minute fights against different opponents, each of which you must win to continue. Oyama took on 300 men over the course of three days. According to some, the only reason it didn't reach 400 was because opponents started to get tired of getting punched in the face.

There have been three movies made based on his life: Champion of Death, Karate Bearfighter, and Karate for Life. That's right, there exists in the world a movie based on an actual man's life that wound up with the title Karate Bearfighter. Why? Because it's probable Oyama actually fought a goddamn bear once, and that bear is buried in a shallow grave covered in dirt and the tears of his relatives as we speak.

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Chopsticks

So I was thinking the other day while I was destroying my dragon roll with my chopsticks, and thereby making a soy/rice soup, do Chinese people eat everything with chopsticks like we eat everything with silverware?

My old lady was not as intrigued by this as I was and saved it for my Chinese friend at work who said "No, We just use chopsticks for Asian food, moron." Well he actually hates me, but nonetheless he answered my question, cleared my mind and made me one step closer to understanding Asian subculture.

Then I saw this shit.



Ok, ok, ok. Notice in the previous post I said "the weirdest shit you've seen in a long time"? Attentiate on the past perfect grammatical construction.

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Barkies

I have never been a fan of old, old movies, but I have been a fan of acid, getting drunk, getting laid and feeling like I'm on acid while watching dogs getting drunk and laid and speaking the minds of a racist white society in the 1930's.

Huh? I give you: The Dogville Shorts.

MGM made a series of 9 shorts from 1929 - 1931 which recreated scenes from popular musical films with walking, talking, raping, drinking, gambling, smoking dogs. This is the weirdest shit you've seen in along time. You might have to refresh the link a few times to get it to load, but it's worth it.

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